I Goth You A Birthday Card

Be afraid, be very afraid

Who cares about birthdays? It’s just another trip around the sun. I hate the sun.
The perfect reminder that you’re one year closer to death.

Includes: One blank folded notecard. Enclosed in Kraft envelope. Printed on Neenah Sundance Felt White 80# cover. 100% post consumer recycled fiber. Non-toxic, soy inks. Made in the USA.

Dimensions: 5in. x 7in.